Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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