So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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