He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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