Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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