So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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Sober January is a disaster.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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