Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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