I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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