We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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