I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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