I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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