I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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