You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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