What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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