ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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