if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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