what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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