i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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