they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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