you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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