it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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