Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize