you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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