Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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