he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
There's even glitter on my cock...
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