just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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