; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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