I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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