That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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