eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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