So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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