spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Then you guys just all showered together...?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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