when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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