community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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