Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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