a search helicopter?!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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