Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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