____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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