Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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