Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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