Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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