Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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