fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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