Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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