we have officially lost it.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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