Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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