youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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