exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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