It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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