I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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