It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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